Narrator: Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything, and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. It’s Arrested Development.

Narrator: Michael Bluth arrived at work to find his brother adjusting to his new job as President.

G.O.B.: One second.

Michael: What do you got there? “Don’t be afraid to make...”

G.O.B.: I’m not going to beat myself up over that.

Michael: So, I wrote your “Message from the President” on the shareholder’s statement. Starla’s making copies.

G.O.B.: Did I tell you that she’d make a great secretary?

Michael: Yeah. I’m not so sure that hiring her wasn’t a mistake.

G.O.B.: And I’m not afraid to make mistakes. Or have you forgotten to read this little... Damn it! My legs are so powerful.

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Michael: So I thought you might want to read it seeing as how you are the President now, even though it’s just a title.

Michael: Trust me. This makes you look like a leader, okay?

G.O.B.: I don’t think I need any help with that.

Glass breaks.

G.O.B.: Bleep this. Leave it where it is.

Michael: Now, if you just flip...

Starla: Here are the copies.

Michael: Hey, these are, these are very small.

Starla: When you said wanted photocopies, I thought that you meant you wanted them on a photo printer.

Michael: Tell you what. From now on, we’re going to use just the big printer.

Starla: Okay, you’re a perfectionist. Flashes of Quincy.

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Narrator: Starla claimed to have had a relationship with music legend Quincy Jones.

Michael: Mr. President, I’m going to go look into some Legoland tickets for the weekend.

G.O.B.: Cool, let’s do it.

Michael: Actually, I just meant me and my son.

G.O.B.: Isn’t he a little old for that?

Michael: No. Sorry, I’ve been looking to get some alone time with him and it just hasn’t seemed to work out lately.

G.O.B.: Fine. No problem. I’ll just call up some of my friends.

Michael: (Snickers.)

G.O.B.: What?

Michael: What friends?

G.O.B.: I’ve got friends, Michael. I just don’t talk to them, because I work all the time.

moments later

G.O.B.: I think the plant lady’s wearing a thong.

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Lucille: Michael, this is your office now?

Michael: Yeah. Well, it’s temporary. We got to make sure G.O.B. look like he’s in charge.

G.O.B.: Oh, please, allow me. I’ll just circumvrent you.

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Lucille: Let’s make sure we don’t give him any real power.