Which Came First?
Episode Transcript
Written by Brad Copeland.
G.O.B.: I have lots of friends, Lindsay.
Narrator: In fact, the man was Ice, a bounty hunter that G.O.B. hired to follow Michael.
G.O.B.: Ice may be my best friend.
Michael: George Michael.
Ice: He’s moving. (Over radio.) He’s moving.
George Michael: Fun party, huh?
Michael: No, it-it isn’t. Let’s go down to Mexico.
George Michael: All right, let me grab Ann real quick.
Michael: What? Ann’s here?
George Michael: Yeah, I invited her. You-you said you wanted to spend time some with her. You said I was being an Ann hog.
Michael: Ann Hog’s coming? I mean, I thought it was just going to be ...
George Michael: It’s just Ann.
Michael: ... like, the two of us. All right, well, just load her up in the car.
George Michael: All right.
Lucille: Lupe, that sweater’s not a take-home.
Lucille: Michael, give her a ride home.
Michael: I’m going to have to start putting people in the trunk.
Narrator: In fact, at that moment, Buster was climbing into the trunk.
Buster: Mother, when you see this videotape, you’ll know that I left, not out of cowardice, but out of... Oh, man, it’s tired in here... (Groans.)
Narrator: Six minutes later, Michael dropped off his mother’s housekeeper.
Buster: Mexico.
Narrator: In fact, he was in Santa Ana, a town six minutes inland from his own. But the combination of losing his glasses and breathing carbon monoxide had impaired Buster’s judgment.
Buster: This’ll keep me safe from the hot Mexican sun.
Lupe: Hey, excuse me. What are you doing?
Buster: (With Spanish accent.) I’m trying to find a place to live.
Narrator: Michael was heading down to Mexico to find his fugitive father.
Michael: Can you believe this? This is my trip with my son, and he’s too busy whispering secrets to Ann to say one word to me.
George Michael: What was that?
Michael: Nothing. We’re not whispering secrets up here.
George Michael: What?
Michael: 20 miles to Legoland!
G.O.B.: Yeiss! What have you got?
Ice: Still on his tail, we’re about 20 miles from Legoland.
G.O.B.: Go get him, friend.
Ice: You’re not my friend; you’re a client.
Narrator: G.O.B. realized that perhaps he really didn’t any friends. And Lucille sent hers away.
Lucille: Buster, Oscar’s leaving. You win.
