Narrator: ...while Buster indulged in a night out with Tobias.

Tobias: This place is exactly what I had hoped for. All ladies.

Buster: Well, I’ve heard that this uniform is the best way to meet... Ah! Lucille 2?

Lucille 2: Buster!

Buster: So, you’re back?

Lucille 2: Oh, I’m back, Buster!

Buster: Yeah.

Lucille 2: And I am rock-steady. No more dizzies!

Buster: Yeah.

Narrator: Lucille Austero had just returned from a monthlong stay at a facility that specialized in the treatment of vertigo.

three weeks later...

Lucille 2: Aw. Aw, just a minute. You’re okay. You’re okay. You’re okay. We’re okay. We’re okay. Somebody will be here in a second. We’re okay. We’re okay.

Lucille 2: I am stable as a table.

Buster: Mm.

Lucille 2: So, is there a.... a girl in your life?

Buster: Well, I would hardly call my mother a girl, but, yes, she’s still very much a part of my life.

Lucille 2: No. I mean, uh, someone who makes you hear music?

Buster: Oh. Uh, she mostly likes talk radio.

Lucille 2: I mean a girl who makes you f-feel romantic.

Buster: Oh.

Lucille 2: And also who makes you hear beautiful music.

Buster: Yes. No.

Lucille 2: I guess what I’m trying to say is...

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Tobias: / Start spreading the news /

Tobias: / I’m leaving today /

Lucille 2: Maybe...

Tobias: / I’m gonna be a part of it /

Lucille 2: ... we could start anew?

Buster: Oh...

Tobias: / In old... /

Narrator: And later, Michael got an urgent call from his mother.

Michael: Hi.

Lucille: He’s with her again. Buster’s taken up with that Lucille 2.

Michael: That’s why you called me here? I’ve got my secretary bringing over a bunch of important papers because I thought this was urgent.

Lucille: Well, it’s all your fault. You’re the one who insisted he get away from Mother.

Michael: Well, I wasn’t trying to send him to a new one. Where is he?

Lucille: He’s on the balcony.

Michael: Buster?

Buster: Mom is becoming a little controlling.

Michael: What tipped you off? When she locked you out on the balcony again?

Buster: That was half my fault. I thought I saw a graham cracker out there.

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