Buster: How am I going to meet someone who has my interests?

Knocking.

Starla: Hi, Michael. I have those papers for you to sign.

Michael: Thank you. Perfect.

Starla: By the way, I love your mother!

Buster: Oh. Yeah, I do, too. (Laughs.)

Starla: Oh.

Michael: I think I may have found a new girl for Buster.

Lucille: Good.

That Lucille isn’t really interested in Buster anyway. She’s just trying to get even with me.

Michael: Get even with you for what?

Lucille: Oh, she wanted me to let in her remodeling crew while she was out of town.

Michael: Wait a minute. This tub’s a little bigger than it used to.

Narrator: It was. Instead of letting the construction crew into Lucille Austero’s penthouse...

Lucille: Come right in.

Narrator: ...Lucille had put them to work on a project of her own.

Lucille: Don’t give me that look. I moved the wall a couple of inches into her penthouse. And don’t think she’s not over there right now plotting her revenge.

Lucille 2: God, the new equilibrium really does... It makes the room seem tighter.

Lucille: She’s always a step ahead of me. That’s what makes her such a worthy opponent.

Michael: How did you pay for it?

Lucille: Oh, I cashed in some stock. You know it was unfrozen.

Michael: I know. I sent you that letter. It says not to sell, or we’re gonna lose control.

Lucille: It does? I stopped at “unfrozen.”

Balboa Country Club, earlier that day

Country Club Manager: There’s a pretty long wait list for membership right now...

Michael: G.O.B., you didn’t sell, did you?

G.O.B.: What? No. I’m trying to get a job from you, Mikey. Come on.

Michael: Okay. As long as you two didn’t sell, I think we should be okay. I was afraid that I...

Tobias: I just bought the Queen Mary!

G.O.B.: You’re kidding. I was just gonna get a yacht.

Michael: This isn’t good.