The Board Room Everyone Will Be Talking About
Episode Transcript
Written by Brad Copeland.
Michael: I don’t believe this. Did you guys not read the letter?
Narrator: None of them had read past the word “unfrozen.”
Michael: Well, I hope you’re all proud. Your careless selfish spending sprees may have cost us the Bluth Company.
George Michael: Hey, Dad, is that your new car in the driveway? I can’t believe you got a Corvette.
Michael: It’s a company car.
Narrator: Michael had bought a car, and it helped put the company in jeopardy.
Barry: I’m sorry about the patch. I’m testifying against the Kings this afternoon. You can’t see it. I just winked.
Michael: All right, who’s the majority shareholder now?
Barry: A company called “Standpoor.”
Michael: Hello.
Lucille: Is it true, Michael? Did we lose the company?
Michael: Kind of. There’s something called Standpoor. Yeah, it’s Sitwell.
Lucille: It’s Lucille Austero.
Michael: Lucille 2?
Lucille: “Standpoor” because she can’t stand up without falling over. I don’t know why she’d have any trouble. A piano could stand on those legs.
Lucille: She’s trying to get even with me for the remodeling.
Oscar: I think we’re going to need a new floating thermometer. And could I have your, uh, your Blue Cross number?
Michael: What was...? Let’s think about this, Mom. Maybe there’s a way that we can reason with her.
Michael: What’s going on?
Buster: She’s amazing. We completely connected. And it’s all because of you. You made this happen. I feel alive!
Narrator: Maeby, meanwhile, gave reading her script another shot, only to discover her work was done. Her scripts had been noted. So, she went to find the person she thought was responsible.
