The Board Room Everyone Will Be Talking About
Episode Transcript
Written by Brad Copeland.
Michael: Thank you. And I... do not blame you for not liking the Bluths anymore.
Lucille 2: Like the Bluths? I love the Bluths.
Michael: Why did you buy up all of our company stock?
Lucille 2: To support you guys. I have always had a standing order to buy up any available Bluth stock.
Michael: You do know that we’re about 2,000 shares short of controlling the company now, though?
Lucille 2: Well, y-you could have some of mine.
Michael: Really? Would you do that?
Lucille 2: Yeah, of course.
Michael: Well, that’s... Thank you.
Narrator: And so, the next day, Michael was thrilled to have control of the company back.
G.O.B.: I fixed everything.
Michael: Oh?
G.O.B.: With the business. It’s all taken care of. You didn’t think I could, but I did.
Michael: G.O.B., what did you do?
Narrator: G.O.B. had run into Lucille 2 shortly after Michael dropped her off.
G.O.B.: My mom really took up a bunch of your space, huh? What a bitch.
Lucille 2: What, what do you mean?
G.O.B.: When she expanded her bathroom and moved your wall over. That’s why all your stuff’s sticking out.
Lucille 2: (Chuckles awkwardly.) Your mother really has a way of getting my goat.
Narrator: So, G.O.B. bleeped Lucille 2.
Michael: You what?
G.O.B.: Oh, and she’s not going to give the shares back now.
Michael: You just said you fixed everything.
G.O.B.: Oh, I meant my problems. Yeah, she’s going to make me the new president. But you don’t need to prove yourself to me, little brother. You will always have a job here. But I do need the keys to the company car.
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Lucille 2 reclaims some space, the Queen Mary changes hands once again...
Barry: This is so amazing. I’ve wanted a small family restaurant since I got the Kings’ settlement. It still has the dungeon area, right?
Narrator: ...and G.O.B. gets needy.
G.O.B.: Let’s go for it.
