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Burning Love

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Written by Chuck Martin and Lisa Parsons.

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Young Sally: Should we go or... stick around?

Young Michael: No! We’re not going to be sticking anything. Not-not going to stick a thing.

Narrator: Since then, he’d always been eager to show her that he’d become a man.

Sally Sitwell: Are you still working here?

Michael: No, no, no, filling in for my son.

G.O.B.: Michael. And wow, Sally... Stickwell.

Sally Sitwell: Right, because the guys wanted to stick it to me.

G.O.B.: Well, no, I... I never... Michael used to say that.

Michael: No, I did not.

G.O.B.: Well, you said other stuff.

Michael: I absolutely did not.

G.O.B.: Man, he loved you!

Sally Sitwell: So, G.O.B., tell me, are you still doing your little tricks?

G.O.B.: Do you consider this to be a little trick?

Sally Sitwell: (Gasps.) Did you just squirt me with something?

G.O.B.: It was lighter fluid. I didn’t put in a new flint. But still, where did the lighter fluid come from? That’s bleep great.

CC has “That’s not the nozzle part.”
Vote: ***** / Average: 4.50 (62 votes)

Sally Sitwell: Well, Michael, maybe I’ll see you over at the club. We never really took that cart ride, did we?

Michael: And we never will. ’Cause I’m not there. Nor am I here. I mean, I’m here today.

Vote: ***** / Average: 3.59 (39 votes)

Sally Sitwell: I’m going to go.

Michael: Okay.

Sally Sitwell: Okay.

G.O.B.: Smooth, Michael... like her father’s head, chest, arms, legs and ass.

Vote: ***** / Average: 4.40 (70 votes)

Michael: What are you talking about?

G.O.B.: He’s hairless, Michael. It’s a condition. And I hate the guy, but at least he’s got bleep. Satiny and smooth, probably.

CC has “cojones” for the bleep.
Vote: ***** / Average: 4.34 (47 votes)

Michael: Well, I’m just different that you, G.O.B. You know, I’m not going to, you know, siphon gas out of some girl’s car like you used to in high school just so you can show up and say, “Car troubles?”

G.O.B.: It’s called “taking advantage.” It’s what gets you ahead in life.

Vote: ***** / Average: 4.31 (45 votes)

Michael: Like you did with our biggest shareholder, Lucille Austero?

G.O.B.: That was a one-time thing, Michael. It’s over.

earlier that day...

Narrator: It was far from over.

Lucille 2: Shall I put the Posturepedic in the down position?

G.O.B.: Let’s elevate the knees this time.

Lucille 2: Oh!

G.O.B.: And you just let Sally Sitwell slip away right when she was ready to go, and you were scared.

Michael: What are you talking about?

G.O.B.: Cock-a, cock-a, co...

Michael: Come on. You gonna get off and do your little dance, too?

G.O.B.: No, I... I hurt my ankle yesterday shooting hoops or something.

one day earlier...

G.O.B.: Cock-a, cock-a, cock-a, co...! Oh, God, my ankle!

Buster: Oh, don’t move, don’t move.

G.O.B.: No, no, no, it hurts bad!

Buster: Let me hold it! Mother! Mother!

G.O.B.: Buster, it hurts.

Narrator: Michael decided that perhaps he should go after Sally.

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