Loretta: Oh, come on!

Maggie: Fine. Let me get Loretta out of here and I’ll meet you in the car.

Narrator: Meanwhile, on the other side of Maggie’s house, Lindsay and Tobias were putting their plan into action.

Lindsay: (Whispers.) My God, that’s her!

Tobias: Get in the tub.

Narrator: Buster, meanwhile, received an unexpected visitor.

George, Sr.: I want you to know that it is okay for you to hide. A man can hide. There’s a quiet courage in that.

Buster: You’re a good uncle.

George, Sr.: I’m not your uncle. I’m your father.

Buster: What?

George, Sr.: Shh! Shh! Quiet courage, quiet courage. Hide.

Narrator: But Buster was confused.

Lucille: Buster, you were never supposed to know.

Buster: Oh, yeah, well, here’s something you should know— I’m going to war!

Narrator: Buster had just discovered he’d been lied to by his parents.

Buster: I’m going to war!

Lucille: You told him you were his father.

Oscar: I did no such thing.

Lucille: You’re high!

Oscar: You’re drunk!

Lucille: George. He must have come here to say good-bye to Buster.

Narrator: And that’s when Lucille snapped out of her denial.

Lucille: My baby’s going to war.

Narrator: Lindsay and Tobias were gathering evidence that Maggie was truly pregnant. And they were having fun doing it.

Lindsay: Tobias, this is the box that Michael was talking about. 60 pounds.

Narrator: But it didn’t weigh 60 pounds.

Lindsay: (Scoffs.)

Narrator: Michael was stalling Maggie, and they were also having fun.

Phone rings.

Michael: (Into phone.) Hello.

Lindsay: We got the pee, and we’re going to get it checked, but, listen, you should know that that box that says 60 pounds— it’s actually like two pounds. I think she’s pregnant, Michael. I mean, there’s baby stuff here and... Tobias, stop it! That’s for the baby. It’s not for the... Oh! We’re having a really good time.

Michael: Yeah? Well, I kind of am, too.

Lindsay: Bye.