Episode Transcript
Written by Barbie Feldman Adler and Abraham Higginbotham.
George Michael: My tape?
Michael: Why?
G.O.B.: I’ve made a huge mistake.
Narrator: But it was too late to do anything about it.
- Bananagrabber
- G.O.B.’s negative campaign includes an image of Bananagrabber as an example of evil.
- “Slut” shirt
- Lindsay is wearing the “Slut” shirt, first seen in My Mother The Car, in George Michael’s video.
G.O.B.: (On TV.) Steve Holt is a bastard. He doesn’t even know who his real father is. What else don’t we know about Steve Holt? George Michael Bluth is a cool guy. His dad is a powerful executive, working for this man. The girls like him just fine. Young and old, it doesn’t matter... in the dark.
George Michael: That’s why you had me do that?
Narrator: George Michael had never been more embarrassed...
Narrator: ...until this part.
G.O.B.: Uh-oh... I couldn’t find another tape.
G.O.B.: I liked Steve’s more.
Michael: I guess I underestimated the religious vote. So Steve won?
George Michael: No, Steve dropped out of the race. He says he wants to spend some time trying to find his real father. Rav Nadir, the Indian kid, he got 97% percent of the vote.
Michael: That leaves 3%. You did better than I did when I ran.S
George Michael: No, I tied with “Bart Simpson” and “School Sucks.”
Michael: I’m really sorry, buddy. Believe it or not, I only did this because I didn’t want you to feel bad about yourself.
Student #2: Hey, Star Dork!
Michael: Hey, he knows you now. I’m so sorry about that.
George Michael: It’s just a drag. I mean, I’m pretty sure my girlfriend’s gone forever. I never wanted to do this in the first place.
Ann 2.0: George Michael? Was that really you doing those light saber moves? You were incredible.
George Michael: I’ve only gotten better.
Michael: You’re still doing that?
Ann 2.0: So, you want to grab a curtain rod and go over to my place?
George Michael: Wow, I’d love that. Thanks, Ann. You really make me feel good about myself.
Michael: Got to do something about that kid’s self-esteem.
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development,
Lucille: Yoo-hoo! I’ll take you the rest of the way!
Narrator: Lucille finds a housekeeper that she won’t lose her son to...
Tobias: (Singing.) / You should always keep from crying / Even though your heart is... /
Narrator: ... And Steve Holt finally tracks down his real father.
Steve Holt: I’ve been wondering my whole life who he is. A scientist, a doctor, a senator...
Clerk #2: Well, we got some bad news.
Steve Holt: Wow. Is that what’s going to happen to my hair?
not sure who she is.
