Episode Transcript
Written by Brad Copeland.
Lindsay: I sent G.O.B. there for his migraines.
Michael: It’s just a cramp. I’m fine.
Narrator: In fact, G.O.B. was at Ancient Chinese Secret at that moment, but not for a migraine.
G.O.B.: Sweet blade.
Asian Man: It’s the Sword of Destiny. It’s full of ancient magic.
G.O.B.: Oh, yeah? You into magic?
- lighter fluid
- G.O.B. accidentally squirts Asian Man with lighter fluid when trying to perform his trick, just as he accidentally squirted Sally Sitwell in Burning Love.
Narrator: And G.O.B. caught up with Michael.
G.O.B.: Michael.
Michael: Hey.
G.O.B.: That’s what I need you for, Michael. I can’t perform my illusion at the Gothic Castle, because I’ve been banned from the Magician’s Alliance. I need you to register as the magician, and I’m the lowly assistant. The we get on the stage, and you ram the Sword of Destiny into my belly. What do you think?
Michael: Really picked up steam there at the end. But I can’t.
Michael: I’ve got to teach George Michael how to drive. And then I’ve got to get right back here, because I’ve got to...
G.O.B.: Michael, if I make this comeback, I’ll buy you a hundred George Michaels that you can teach to drive.
Narrator: And Michael rushed home to teach his son to drive.
- Working World
- Maeby is reading Working World (“For people who work”) magazine. Headlines: “How to work with a MOODY BOSS,” “Another Meeting? 10 ways to keep them from being a complete WASTE OF TIME,” “Will the Company Pay for Jury ...
Michael: Knock-knock. Hey, Maeby. George Michael, you ready to drive? I don’t have much time.
George Michael: Get me behind that wheel!
George Michael: Well, no, I need to learn, you know. You can’t get around anywhere without a driver’s license.
Narrator: Actually, Maeby had received a company car from the movie studio where she was secretly posing as an executive. But currently, George, Sr. was in the attic, making a videotape...
George, Sr.: ...my employees... this is my demand.
Narrator: ...when Michael found him.
Michael: What’s the deal with the turban?
