Episode Transcript
Written by Richard Rosenstock and Barbie Feldman Adler.
Buster: Hey, brother.
G.O.B.: (As Franklin.) Who you calling “brother,” you hook-ass...
Buster: Mother!
George, Sr.: What the hell kind of puppet does Buster have on his hand?
G.O.B.: Just let me think. God, Franklin, your breath... Oh, God.
Lindsay: So, I’m really getting excited about your proposal.
George Michael: Oh, yeah, I’m not going to do it now.
Lindsay: Because Ann’s mom doesn’t approve our family? Oh, come on, that was just some stupid plan your father was trying.
George Michael: Plan? What plan?
Michael: Well, it’s off. Sorry. I know that you were excited about it, but, uh, you know, in the secular world... I feel like they’re a bit young.
Mrs. Veal: You know, I... I didn’t want to say anything in front of Terry, but I agree. I mean, perhaps there’s someone else they’re meant to meet.
Michael: Hey, hey, listen...
George Michael: You know what? I can’t believe my dad. First, he’s saying I need to respect the sanctity of marriage, and then, he’s making out with her on the balcony.
Lindsay: I thought he didn’t even like Ann.
George Michael: No, no. Mrs. Veal. Know what else he’s not gonna like? I am getting pre-engaged.
Lindsay: God, that’s so romantic.
George Michael: To hell with him.
Lindsay: Take it. Take the sacred ring. No, not the snake. That doesn’t come off.
Narrator: Michael had just been kissed by the mother of his son’s girlfriend.
Mrs. Veal: Oh, my God!
Michael: Don’t do this. Don’t do this.
Mrs. Veal: I can’t believe we’re making love.
Michael: What are you talking about? We’re not making love.
Mrs. Veal: I want to please you secularly.
Michael: We’re not going to do this.
Mrs. Veal: But you kept telling me how beautiful I was.
Michael: Yeah, I was... surprised, because of Ann. Well...
Mrs. Veal: Why because of Ann?
Michael: Because of... an old wives’ tale.
Mrs. Veal: Oh, I’m so ashamed.
Michael: Mrs. Veal...
Michael: He saw that? Where is he?
Tobias: Oh, he left with Lady Lindsay...
Michael: Tobias, where are they?
Tobias: It is me. It’s Tobias.
Oscar: (Shrieking.) What happened?
