Episode Transcript
Written by Richard Rosenstock and Barbie Feldman Adler.
George, Sr.: Uh, faster, Pastor.
Oscar: Stop this! Stop this now!
Narrator: Oscar charged at George Sr., finally willing to fight for Lucille, but they did think alike, and neither could land a blow.
Ann 2.0: Dad, do us. We’re ready to get married.
Michael: George Michael, don’t do this to get back at me, okay? What-what-what you saw on the balcony— uh, Mrs. Veal started kissing me.
Narrator: This part of it was news to George Michael. Unfortunately, it was also news to Pastor Veal.
Pastor Veal: You kissed my wife?!
Michael: No, she started kissing me. You really should lock that down.
Narrator: And Pastor Veal, too, was ready to fight for the woman he loved.
Buster: Oh, finally. Where have you been?
Narrator: The police had been delayed when they thought they’d cornered a kidnapping suspect.
Police Officer #1: Put your hands up, or we’ll take that as a sign of aggression against us.
Police Officer #2: They’re not up!
Police Officer #1: He’s aggressive!
Police Officer #2: Got a little hot out there.
Buster: Oh, well, it’s getting pretty hot in here!
Pastor Veal: She’s mine!
Oscar: No, she’s mine!
Michael: Oscar, I don’t want her! I don’t want either of them!
Oscar: Oh, sorry. Where’s my brother?
Tobias: (As Mrs. Featherbottom.) Look at all the bobbies. Oh, no, my-my wig seems to have run off.
Narrator: On George, Sr., as it turned out.
Police Officer #2: Who is this guy?
Lindsay: This guy... is my husband.
Michael: I guess the wedding’s off?
George Michael: Yeah, that’s okay, Dad. You know, we were... we were talking, and we think that we were doing it for the wrong reasons.
Michael: Well, you know, you have so much to experience before you make a commitment that you’re not ready for.
Michael: You know, you just need to get to know each other better, and then you can be comfortable going all the way with it.
George Michael: Do you mean it?
Michael: Yes. This time, I’m being honest with you.
George Michael: Thanks, Dad.
Ann 2.0: It sounds like your father just gave us permission to start doing it. You must teach me, George Michael. You must teach me the ways of the secular flesh.
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development...
Buster: That doesn’t bother you.
Narrator: ... Buster finds someone else interested in kissing his hook...
Buster: (Screaming.)
Police Officer #2: Drug dog’s got something. Get him, Bennett.
Narrator: ... so Buster gets a hook replacement.
