Narrator: Nearby, Lindsay’s own father failed to notice her, as he was being taken to a local motel where he refused Kitty’s sexual advances.

Kitty: You promised me power and a child, and I have neither. I’m going to take care of this problem on my own.

Narrator: George, Sr. was abandoned, and longed for Lucille. And Buster felt the same way.

Buster: Whoo-hoo-hoo!

Narrator: Restless, Buster went to the kitchen to find something to help him sleep, when he came across Lucille’s emergency stash of wine, which he mistook for a giant juice box.

Buster: (Singing.) / Mama’s moving on / Mama’s all alone... /

Narrator: It was the first taste of alcohol Buster had since he was nursing.

Buster: Mama!

Narrator: And Michael, his mother no longer a threat, met again with Cal Cullen.

Michael: Thank you so much for your understanding, sir, and as I mentioned on the phone, she did seek help.

Lucille: (Yells.)

Michael: And it was extremely moving when she finally admitted that she has a problem. They’ll take good care of you here at Shady Pines, Mom.

Lucille: I’ll take good care of you, you son of a...!

Cal Cullen: Shady Pines is a wonderful facility. Up there on the hill. You know, they used to film Sugarfoot up there.

Michael: No!

Cal Cullen: Were you a fan of Sugarfoot?

Michael: I loved it.

Narrator: Sugarfoot had been off the air 12 years before Michael was born.

Cal Cullen: Oh, what the hell? You’re a good kid. Let’s make the deal.

Michael: Oh, great. I’ve got paperwork...

Kitty: I’ve kidnapped your father, Michael, and I have a cooler full of evidence that will bring down this corrupt company. Unless your mother meets me today at 4 at Señor Tadpole’s. Spring break. Whoo!

Michael: Dad?

Narrator: Michael’s dad had just been kidnapped...

Cell phone rings.

Narrator: ... and then he received a call that his brother had been found drunk.

Michael: So if we want to get that evidence back, and Dad, Kitty is insisting on a meeting with Mom.