Episode Transcript
Written by Barbie Feldman Adler and Abraham Higginbotham.
Waiter #5: Can I get you anything else, ma’am?
Lucille: No, thanks, I have to get back to rehab.
Voices: (Yells.) She’s in rehab!
Narrator: And so George, Sr. was free and Michael and G.O.B. absconded with the evidence.
Michael: Just one heck of a trick you ended up pulling in there, G.O.B.
G.O.B.: Truthfully, that wasn’t part of the act. I was actually trying to get the key to come out of my mouth.
Michael: That part was very surprising, but I’m talking about how you helped me get Dad out of there at all. Thanks to you, this family could end up being okay.
Narrator: And G.O.B. had finally overcome his own low self-esteem.
College Kid #3: Hey. Aren’t you that magician who always embarrasses himself?
G.O.B.: Not anymore. Not anymore.
Michael: G.O.B.!
Narrator: But he lost it along with the exonerating evidence.
Michael: Here let me get it.
G.O.B.: They’re laughing, Michael. They’re laughing.
Narrator: And that’s how you narrate a story.
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, Lucille gets some disturbing information...
Lucille: Did you get the evidence?
Michael: Yes. And then G.O.B. ruined it. After all the trouble that we went through to switch out the cooler with the one from the banana stand.
Lucille: The one in the freezer? I was storing very important things there.
Narrator: ... and Kitty finds what she’s been looking for.
non-speaking, but credited, part.
