Episode Transcript
Written by Jim Vallely and Mitchell Hurwitz.
George, Sr.: Because we’re brothers.
Narrator: Later, while George, Sr. was shaving his unconscious brother’s head, he wondered whether there really was a reward, and if there was a way he could get it. But there was no time, and getting even with his brother was reward enough.
Narrator: So it was Oscar who was going to be spending a little time alone in prison.
Oscar: Oh, no, don’t hit. I-I’m not...
Michael: I guess Dad finally came through for us, huh? He actually made a sacrifice. Although, who knows what he’s up to, you know? We should probably just stay away from him for a little while. Let him have a little time alone in prison. He is right about one thing, though.
Michael: We’re brothers who shouldn’t be fighting. We cannot afford to lose each other, okay?
G.O.B.: I can’t. I already lost a brother today.
Michael: Franklin?
G.O.B.: Well, I didn’t lose him, but he’s all puckered and white.
Michael: On the plus side, you can take him to lunch at the club now.
G.O.B.: That’s the exact kind of joke he would have loved!
Michael: Oh, man! Hmm.
G.O.B.: Oh. (Singing.) / You know it’s true / / Everything I do /
Michael: Please, don’t do this.
G.O.B.: / I do it for you! /
Narrator: On the next season of Arrested Development, ...
Oscar: I burned them on a, uh, a cornballer.
Narrator: ... Oscar, robbed of his fingerprints, has difficulty proving his identity, ...
Oscar: My hair’s gonna grow back, you’ll see.
Narrator: ... Tobias and Kitty go to Vegas, only to find that his dream job has been filled, ...
Tobias: Found someone already?
Stage Manager: Just came out of nowhere, this guy. And the great thing is, he’s never out of character.
Narrator: ... and George, Sr. turns out to be right about the effects of stress.
Oscar: What the hell’s happening to me? Why won’t it grow back?
END.
