Episode Transcript
Written by Jim Vallely and Mitchell Hurwitz.
Michael: Only to tell you that the company is back on track and it’s because you’re behind bars. And now I get to do with my son what you never did with me. I’m taking him to the cabin.
Oscar: ...scar, and every night they...
Michael: I’m scarred, too, but my son is not going to be.
Oscar: ...and they cover it with soap, and you’re supposed to thank them, like they’re doing you a favor!
Michael: So that’s it. That’s all I came to say. Is there anything you’d like for me to pass on to the family?
Oscar: I’m your uncle! I’m your dad’s twin brother. I’m Oscar! He switched on me. No one believes me.
Oscar: I even started a Web site— ImOscar.com. I’m innocent, Michael. I’m Oscar! .com!
Narrator: So Michael returned to the office to try and free his uncle, when he realized how much that freedom would cost his employees.
All: (Chanting.) Don’t buy! Don’t buy! Don’t buy! Congratulations to us all. Congratulations.
Lindsay: Don’t buy! We did it, Mikey! We’re super rich again! And, I’m going to buy a car. The Volvo.
Michael: Lindsay, you’re not going to start spending money.
Michael: Lindsay, no...
Lindsay: I can’t believe he left me. I mean, this, and these and this!
Michael: That’s the car.
Lindsay: Oh. This.
Michael: Glad I didn’t spring for color. Lindsay, the only reason you want Tobias is because you can’t have him. And the second that you can have something, all of a sudden you don’t want it.
Lindsay: That’s not who I am, Michael.
Michael: Well, all right, maybe you’re right. Maybe we should get you this car.
Lindsay: Yeah? I don’t know, it’s so boxy.
Michael: G.O.B.?
G.O.B.: Oh, Michael. How’s Dad?
Michael: Uh, I don’t know. and if I let him out, people will know that Dad is free and those people out there will end up paying for it. Dad hasn’t tried to contact you, has he?
G.O.B.: Yeah, like I’d ever hear from that son of a bitch.
- S.A.D.
- The letter from S.A.D. reads in part: “Congratulations, you’ve been contacted for a father-son reunion... at the S.A.D. center on the corner of Hyde and No. Hope.”
Narrator: Earlier that day, G.O.B. received a letter from a group that reunited abandoned sons with their fathers called S.A.D.
G.O.B.: A father-son reunion? Dad’s still in prison.
Narrator: But now the letter made sense.
G.O.B.: That son of a bitch.
James Alan Spangler 2.0: Law Offices of Barry Zuckerkorn.
Michael: Hi, it’s Michael Bluth for Barry.
James Alan Spangler 2.0: Barry went to Reno to see your father.
Michael: Reno? He said he’s been visiting my father in prison.
James Alan Spangler 2.0: (Sobbing.) Yeah, Barry says a lot of things he doesn’t mean!
