Episode Transcript
Written by Richard Day and Jim Vallely.
Buster: She’s a spy!
Michael: Rita is not a spy, okay? She’s a beautiful, elegant woman. It doesn’t make sense.
G.O.B.: What doesn’t make any sense is why she’s dating you.
Bob Loblaw: No, that’s a good point.
Bob Loblaw: Actually my sources tell me that the leak goes by the name “Mr. F.”
Michael: All right, that’s it. I finally find someone that I really care about, my family tries to drive us apart. It’s not going to work. So, you know what? I got a switch for you— you guys handle this problem, I am going to go have some fun.
Larry: Unbelievable. Deserting the family when we most need him. Shameful.
George, Sr.: G.O.B., I’m sending you a package. You’ll know what to do with it.
Narrator: Michael was upset, and he called Rita.
Rita: Hello?
Michael: Hey. I’ve been thinking. I’m going to start working less, and I do want to start having more fun. So, I’d like to take you out tomorrow. All day, anywhere you want. What do you say?
John Beard: “Hell Tunnel” takes another name. Will it take another life?
Rita: Oh, I say yes. Only I’m going to take you out.
Narrator: The next morning, Michael was heading out for his day with Rita.
Michael: George Michael. I love my present, Dad. I’d wear it to school, but who needs a “Welch wedge,” right? That’s when they... Enough business. In fact, I got you another present. It’s something I saw yesterday when I was out with Rita. It’s time for us to start having some fun.
George Michael: I don’t know... “Fun” and “Failure” both start out the same way.
- Les cousins dangereux
- When Michael rips down George Michael’s “fun and failure” poster, a poster for Les cousins dangereux is revealed.
Michael: Well, let’s just go ahead and rip this down.
Narrator: And Larry the surrogate showed up to pick up the jet that George Sr. had sent to the model home.
Larry: What is that, a train set? Look down, Larry.
George, Sr.: No, not down at your feet.
Larry: Left. My left, your right.
George, Sr.: What is the matter with this guy? And, let me guess, he’s probably...
Larry: Saying all that, too.
George, Sr.: It is a train set. Those Japanese sites. I’m never going to find my way...
Larry: Past that hallway sensor.
G.O.B.: Dad, what are you doing here? Is this the package you sent me? Tiny town! This is for tiny town, isn’t it! You did like my idea, didn’t you, Dad?
Larry: I think he’s in the can.
Narrator: Actually, George Sr. was in the kitchen trying to soothe himself with an ice cream sandwich.
- pun
- George, Sr. discovers a way to “possibly slip by the sensors” while the writers discover a way to slip by the censors?
Narrator: And that’s when he discovered a way to possibly slip by the sensors.
Buster: If mother sees this, she will blow a cow.
George, Sr.: Uh-oh.
Buster: Dad. Oh, cool, a train set.
Larry: Oh, I’ve always wanted one of those.
G.O.B.: Maybe we could build our tiny town together. Do you want to?
Narrator: Buster had always wanted to do the same with G.O.B.
Talk Room
Previous comments:
#1 Wired wrote on May 23, 2006:
Theres an error in the transcript on page 4.
After Rita says "...going to take you out" then it cuts to a new scene in GMs bedroom and he has his suit on and then this:
Narrator: The next morning, Michael was heading out for his day with Rita.
Michael: George Michael. I love my present, Dad. I’d wear it to school, but who needs a “Welch wedge,” right? That’s when they... Enough business. In fact, I got you another present. It’s something I saw yesterday when I was out with Rita. It’s time for us to start having some fun.
Now of course George Michael says this first line and a bit: I love my present, Dad. I’d wear it to school, but who needs a “Welch wedge,” right? That’s when they...
Not Michael
(also I don’t know where this post will end up as I’m doing it from the transcript page).
