Episode Transcript
Written by Richard Day and Jim Vallely.
George Michael: Did you keep the receipt?
Speaker device emits feedback.
Michael: What is that?
Larry: Feedback. Is someone else wired?
Tobias: Oh, that’s me. My friend Frank wired me. He wanted me to be a mole.
Frank: Our cover’s blown!
Jay #2: Let’s get out of here.
Frank: Good-bye, Tobias.
Michael: He wanted you to be a mole?
Michael: Oh, my God. Tobias Fünke. You’re Mr. F. Which means that man was Rita’s uncle— what have I done?
Tobias: I have to get this suit back.
G.O.B.: They destroyed our town, but they can’t take away our memories?
G.O.B.: Oh, my God, Buster, is that you?
Buster: Yes. G.O.B., it’s just I wanted to spend some time with you. That’s all. And you enjoyed it, you can’t deny that.
G.O.B.: I guess you’re right. Maybe we should spend more time together.
Buster: Oh. I’d really like that.
G.O.B.: It’s weird. It took some idiot parrot man with a camera in his hat to bring us together.
Narrator: But even a pro like Larry has a breaking point.
Michael: Rita.
Rita: What do you want? I have to pack.
Michael: Pack? Where are you going?
Rita: Someone called the bobbies on us.
Michael: Oh, no.
Rita: My uncle and I have to go back to big Britain.
Rita: Good-bye, Michael. You know, I really did fancy you. I can’t stay here now.
Michael: Marry me!
Rita: What?
Michael: Let me marry xou. You can get a green card, stay here, and we can see if this works. I know it sounds crazy, but... This will give us a chance to get away from both of our families and see if this works. Might be fun.
Rita: Yes.
Michael: Really?
Rita: Yes. Yes. Yes, yes! But let’s go right now. Before my uncle gets out of the shower for some more cigarettes. You take that. I got to leave a note.
Narrator: But there was one piece of intelligence that Michael didn’t have.
Jay #2: Interesting.
Frank: Don’t even think about it, Jay. She’s an MRF.
Jay #2: MRF? What’s that?
Frank: Mentally Retarded Female.
