Episode Transcript
Written by Karey Dornetto.
George, Sr.: No one is breaking this family apart, no one.
Michael: You know what? I think I needed to hear that.
Warden Gentiles: Sorry about the wait. George? If you’re here, who do we have in the delousing tank?
George, Sr.: I’m guessing Oscar.
Warden Gentiles: No. I cannot take another $2,300 hit.
George, Sr.: I’ll tell you what. You let Oscar out, and you give us an hour in here, and we’ll call it even.
Lucille: Please, Ward?
Warden Gentiles: I can’t say no to the woman who gave me chlamydia. One hour.
George, Sr.: We ready to have some fun?
Lucille: I’m so glad I didn’t cry.
Michael: That I didn’t need to hear.
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, George Michael gets closer to his family, ...
George Michael: That was close, huh, Maeby?
Tobias: Oh, she’s in the next cell. Looks like we’re gonna be bunk buddies all night, cuz. (Coughs.)
Narrator: ... George Michael experiences his unhappiest moment ever, Buster tries to forget his recent losses by breaking out the old guitar, ...
Buster: / Just... /
Narrator: And G.O.B. finally faces a phobia he’d faced before.
G.O.B.: No! Not here! Wait. I’ve seen this before. Oh, God, I’ve seen this before!
END.
