Written by Dean Lorey and Chuck Tatham.
Lindsay: Yeah, he wants out. Anyway, you and I both now he’s probably just faking.
G.O.B.: Busy?
Michael: Actually...
G.O.B.: Check is out. My lips don’t move. They call me up to the stand, say something like, “Who’s this little friend?” And he’ll say...
Judge Reinhold: (Voiced from Franklin.) My name is Judge.
G.O.B.: (As himself.) Who’s name is Judge?
Judge Reinhold: My name is...
Michael: Okay.
G.O.B.: That’s a silly name.
Michael: That’s enough.
Judge Reinhold: Judge. My name...
G.O.B.: Yes, I am judging your name. It am silly.
Judge Reinhold: Is...
Michael: Please stop.
G.O.B.: Oh, now you’re correcting my grammar?
Michael: G.O.B., not going to put Franklin on the stand, and your lips are moving just little bit.
Judge Reinhold: Judge.
G.O.B.: He’s right, his name is Judge now.
Michael: You know, I think Dad might actually have a case here. I mean, I am concerned about this “N. Bluth,” but if it is indeed just a ploy on their part, then the only bombshell that they’ve got is the blueprint of an Iraqi model home, the same blueprint as ours, with no record that we actually got paid for it. Although this is strange. It looks like there’s a secret room in this one off the hallway. I wonder if we’ve got that. I’m gonna check that out.
G.O.B.: Okay, and we’re going to go back to the hospital.
Michael: Yeah, good, check on Buster. We do need to stick together as a family on this.
G.O.B.: Actually going to to swipe some more talking magazines, but I’ll make sure to poke the head in.
Judge Reinhold: My...
Narrator: And Michael found that there was indeed a secret room where his father had stored the family mementos, including his birth certificate.
Michael: “Nichael Bluth”? Am I “N. Bluth”? Is he trying to set me up? If I’m “N. Bluth,” I’m going to prison.
Narrator: Nichael was worried.
Narrator: Michael had just discovered a hidden room in the model home where all the family secrets were stored.
Michael: My dad’s trying to pin all of his crimes on “N. Bluth,” and I might be “N. Bluth.”
Tobias: Huh.
Michael: At least that’s what it says according to my birth certificate. All of our family records are up here. And, for some reason this stack of body building magazines.
Tobias: (Chuckles.) Well, I guess your, uh... your dad must have had these from way back when, huh?
Judge Reinhold: (In magazine.) My name is Ju...
Michael: That seems kind of current.
Tobias: Uh. Who am I trying to kid, Michael. I was trying to beef up to impress that wife of mine, but now she’s after some rich guy who’s trying to kill his mom, and...
Michael: I have to go talk to my dad. You coming out?
Tobias: No. No, I’ve got to fight for my wife. I’m going to keep my marriage alive.
Narrator: One room over, George Michael was also trying to convince someone to pursue a fake marriage.
Maeby: We’d have to kiss. Wouldn’t that be kind of weird after what we’ve been through?
George Michael: Well, that was a long time ago.
Narrator: It had been two months since they’d kissed.
Maeby: Well, it does sound like a good twist on a wedding film.
George Michael: A film?
Maeby: Without the corny runaway bride bit in the middle.
George Michael: Oh, well, yeah.