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Family Ties
Written by Rob Weiner.
Nellie: But I might be your sister, remember?
Michael: Well, the fact that you didn’t steal it might actually be proof that you’re not.
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4.48 (44 votes) Michael: Even if we’re not related, I think I would like for you to work here. You’re very, very good at it. What you do for a job is not really a great way to make a living, you know?
Nellie: I make 300 grand a year.
Michael: Marry me. It’s weird on so many levels.
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4.57 (111 votes)
Narrator: On the next Arrested Development, G.O.B. has a religious conversion...
G.O.B.: I’ve seen a sign. And I want to make this work. A committed relationship that actually means something.
Woman walks out.
G.O.B.: How about you? You want to do just the two of us?
Narrator: ... and Buster’s fake coma is put to its greatest test.
Van Heusen: (Crawls into bed with Buster.) Don’t you die on me.
Narrator: Oh, my.
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