Narrator: This is Michael Bluth.
Narrator: Right now he’s being honored by his family.
Michael: Three years ago, I made a choice to keep this family together... Uh, today looks like I succeeded.
Narrator: So why is this man crying? Because now he’ll have to stay with these people for a long, long time.
Narrator: Days earlier, Michael awoke to find his son in his bed.
Michael: Hey. Are you scared of a monster?
George Michael: Kind of.
Narrator: It was the monster called lust, to which he’d recently succumbed.
George Michael: And there’s a chance you might not even be related to us.
Narrator: And although he’d only gotten to second base, he’d gone in head-first, like Pete Rose. But the next day, they both got some distressing news.
Tobias: And there you are, Maeby, coming out of your mother’s third base. You guys really are related.
Narrator: And that night..
Maeby: You’re not sleeping in here now.
George Michael: Yeah, you think that’s a bad idea?
Maeby: What, I mean, so we can make out every night?
George Michael: Does that... not work for your schedule? I mean, I’m sure we can control our, you know... I’m going to go sleep with my dad.
Maeby: Yeah, I’m going to go get my job back.
Michael: You’re probably just a little anxious because your old man is about to start running a successful company for a change.
George Michael: So Pop-Pop is definitely innocent, huh?
Michael: No, not by a long shot but they have dropped all the charges, and not just the Iraq ones. The embezzlement, the pension-robbing... I don’t know why they dropped them, but they did. Let’s see if we are on Mad Money, huh?
Television: ...and they deliver insulin right to my door!
Michael: It’s probably on right after this ad. This is going to be great for us, too. It’s going to give us a chance to spend some time together, you know? It’s like I don’t even know what’s going on in your life right now. Are there any girls or...?
George Michael: Actually... I’ve been wrestling with some pretty taboo...
Michael: Shh-shh! Do you hear this?
Jim Cramer: I love these guys! They beat the treason charges! We had it as a “Don’t buy.” Let’s bump it up to a “Risky!”
Michael: Risky! There it is!
Michael: We’re doing it, huh? Are you happy?
George Michael: I’m really happy. Hey, I wonder if we should move out of town.
George Michael: I feel like we’ve heard this whole “out of the woods” thing a lot, you know, and-and I just wouldn’t mind...
Michael: What have I always said is the most important thing?
George Michael: Family.
Michael: I was going to say breakfast, but... why don’t we go over to Gangee’s, have a little of both. Later we can talk all this out, huh?
George Michael: Well, I’ve heard that a couple times, too.
Narrator: And so the family gathered for a celebratory brunch catered by a local restaurant.
All: (Chanting.) Risky, risky, risky, risky!
Michael: Look at that, Buster. You would’ve lost a hand anyway.