Lucille: Did you do this?

Lindsay: No. But I can’t help but enjoy the irony that you might be losing three years off your life.

Lucille: Well, I know it was someone in this family.

Annyong: Or someone who used to be.

Lucille: Annyong?

Annyong: Annyong.

“Hello.”

Buster: Annyong?

Annyong: Annyong.

“Hello.”

Annyong: But my real name is Hel-loh.

“One day.”

Buster: Hello?

“One day.”

Annyong: Annyong.

“Hello.”

Lucille: What the hell did you do this for?

Annyong: Because my grandfather vowed one day he would get even for banana stand you stole from him.

Narrator: It was true. Hel-loh had gathered information against Lucille...

Annyong: Annyong?

“Hello.”

Narrator: ... to avenge his grandfather.

Annyong: Hey, Maeby ever mention my name?

Narrator: And Michael caught up with his son.

Michael: George Michael, what are you doing? Where are you going?

George Michael: I can’t stay here. Ann’s moved on. Maeby’s my cousin. And we both know that’s not an option.

Michael: Buddy, Maeby is not your cousin.

George Michael: What?

Michael: Yeah, I found out a couple of days ago. Aunt Lindsay was adopted.

George Michael: Why didn’t you tell me this?

Michael: Because you can’t be with Maeby. You’re 15, and so, inevitably, the relationship is gonna fall apart, and then, what do you do? I mean, she might not be a blood relative, but she is still family, and that’s a bond that lasts forever. You don’t want to rock that boat.

Rumbling.

Michael: What the hell was that?

Narrator: It was his mother, who moments earlier had taken control of another Queen.

Lucille: Full steam, boys!

Hot Sailor #2: This is degrading.

Hot Sailor Bix: I thought we were going to strip.

Buster: Mother?

Creaking.