“You were trying to set Ira up?” “You’re my best man.” (Courtesy FOX.)
“You’ve got her hating me—at least your version of me, which is actually you.” (Courtesy FOX.)
“Right about what? She’s there? What’s going on? Who’s with you? If it’s Marta, say ‘nobody.’ ” (Courtesy FOX.)
“Buster, two things: first of all, it might be time for you to move out and secondly, you don’t want to take any chances with yogurt, Mom. Just let her throw it out.” (Courtesy FOX.)
“You can’t get good weed for a hundred bucks.” (Courtesy FOX.)
“I want to throw her another surprise party, a real one, one where she’s not the one that’s yelling ‘Surprise.’ ” (Courtesy FOX.)
“And Michael was driving his mother to her surprise party.” (Courtesy FOX.)
“And now I hear you’re telling our mother that I’m completely irresponsible and a stay-in-bed mom?” (Courtesy FOX.)
“Call G.O.B. He’ll handle it. That’s what he’s for.” (Courtesy FOX.)
“Michael Bluth always rode his bike to work, but the recent heat wave had taken some of the fun out of it.” (Courtesy FOX.)
“In fact, he’d been terrified of the very notion of prison since, as a young boy, he accidentally watched HBO’s Oz, mistaking it for the classic Judy Garland musical.” (Courtesy FOX.)
“I bet you can show me where a lot of things are.” (Courtesy FOX.)
“Well, I’d rather be dead in California than alive in Arizona.” (Courtesy FOX.)
“Tobias, now believing the boat party to be pirate-themed...” (Courtesy FOX.)
“Well... you’ve got to remember, you’re going to be all splattered in red paint. That’s gonna distract the eye.” (Courtesy FOX.)