Written by Brad Copeland.
Narrator: Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. It’s Arrested Development.
Narrator: Michael had begun to work weekends. Unfortunately, this interfered with the Saturday morning bike ride he usually took with his son.
Michael: So this isn’t bad, right? Just like a normal Saturday.
George Michael: You know, Dad, you don’t have to drive so slow. I can ride my bike by myself.
Michael: This actually doesn’t go any faster.
George Michael: I mean, I know you have a lot of work, you know?
Michael: That still doesn’t mean I can’t hang out with my... Hang on, one second. (Into phone.) This is Michael. Mom, I’m expecting a very important phone... For God’s sakes, I’ll be right there.
George Michael: Dad.
George Michael: Dad!
Michael: Nice instincts, son! Good reflexes!
Narrator: Back at the model home, Lindsay awoke late to find her husband missing.
Lindsay: Maeby? Michael? Tobias?
Note reads, “From the desk of Dr. Tobias Fünke: Off to Work -T (Tobias).” “the desk of Dr.” is crossed out.
Lindsay: Work?
Lindsay: Well, if he can go to work, so can I.
Narrator: Lucille, meanwhile, was growing closer to her recently adopted Korean son, whom she called Annyong ...
Lucille: That looks much better, Annyong.
Narrator: ... which isn’t a name ...
Annyong: Annyong
Narrator: ... but the Korean word for “hello.”
Buster: And I guess I can comb my own hair.
Lucille: Oh, please, he’s a little boy, And since he’s going to go off and work for ten hours, I want him to look nice. Thank you, Lupe.
Buster: You got a job, Annyong?
Annyong: Annyong.
Buster: Annyong.
Annyong: Annyong.
Michael: Hey, Lupe.
