Narrator: Now the story of a wealthy family who lost everything and the one son who had no choice but to keep them all together. It’s... Arrested Development.

Narrator: George Michael was getting ready for school when he came across a box of love letters he’d written, but never sent, to his cousin Maeby. One letter, titled “If you weren’t my cousin,” was particularly incriminating.

Michael: Hey, pal, you want a ride to school?

George Michael: Um, no. Actually, I’m-I’m riding with the Veals. Ann’s parents.

Michael: Oh. Well, you don’t need to be all penned up with them. I’ll drive you both. Come on, we’ll take the stairs.

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George Michael: Right. Here’s—Here’s the thing, though. It’s kind of cramped in there. Plus, a lot of kids are still talking about when you took down that Homecoming banner.

Michael: Now, listen, are you embarrassed to be seen in that car?

George Michael: It’s not a car, but... but, no.

Michael: I have got to get a new car.

Narrator: George Michael decided to hide the love letters in the attic, although Maeby had her own problems. After lying about her age, she had conned her way into a job as a movie studio executive.

Mort Meyers: Did you get the stack of scripts that I sent you? ’Cause you certainly look well-rested.

Maeby: Marry me.

Mort Meyers: Ha! I need your notes on those tomorrow. You want to have a drink?

Maeby: Yeah. Why don’t we ask your wife to come with us?

Mort Meyers: Okay, then, I’ll see you tomorrow.

Maeby: Okay.

Narrator: And downstairs, Buster paid a visit.

Buster: Hey, brother. I need a favor.

Michael: Of course you do.

Buster: I’m on furlough this week, and everybody’s out dancing with their girl, and I’m at home sitting with Mom.

Michael: Mom doesn’t want to go dancing?

Buster: I think the age difference is really starting to catch up to us.

Buster: Well, maybe you could got out with me and help me meet women.

Michael: Yeah, that’s not really what I meant. I have a very busy schedule right now.

Tobias: My schedule, however, is as open as my relationship with my wife, so, why don’t we pair up? And-and hit the town together!

Buster: Oh.

Tobias: I’ll be your wingman. (Laughs.) Even if it means me taking a chubby, I will suck it up!

Michael: Well, that’s enough family stuff for today.

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G.O.B.: That’s right, Michael. Guess who just got fired?

Narrator: G.O.B. was recently hired by the Bluth Company’s rival, Sitwell Enterprises. And although he started off well...

day one

G.O.B.: 52% of the country is single. That’s a market that’s been dominated by apartment rentals. Let’s take some of that market. I call it “Single City.”

Narrator: ... his ideas failed to evolve.

day two

G.O.B.: It’s, like, “Hey, you want to go down to the whirlpool?” “Yeah, I don’t have a husband.” I call it “Swing City.”

Stan Sitwell: Let’s get into some new areas, if you don’t mind.

Narrator: But G.O.B. continued to fine-tune his first one.

day three

G.O.B.: How do we filter out the teases? We don’t let them in.

day four

G.O.B.: This goes for the guys, too. Because sometimes the guys are tapped out. But check your lease, man. Because you’re living in Bleep City.

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