Controversial Video Makers Visit N.B.
Makers of the controversial video series return to Newport Beach.
Girls With Low Self-Esteem Hit Newport Beach
NEWPORT BEACH (Episode 118)—The makers of the controversial video series, “Girls with Low Self-Esteem” returned to Newport Beach for a second year of filming. The videos depict the festivities during the Orthodox holiday. Typically, this involves the titular girls exposing their breasts for the camera.
Where do girls get this cockeyed idea of appearing topless? Kitty Sanchez is transfixed with the idea of showing off to the world. Yet, incongruously, she only wants you to want to look; if you actually look, she chides you. During an interview, she showed her knobs several times, but when so much as one eye skewed towards her chestal area, she would immediately yell, “Up here, up here.” But if you think this is the sign of an unstable, unbalanced mind, you would be sorely mistaken. Kitty is your typical corporate worker; and the former executive assistant to the crooked George Bluth, Sr.
But breasts are just one part of spring break. On the last Sunday, fans of magic gather for the spectacular magic show. This year’s show promised to be the most exciting one ever. During last year’s telecast on YOM, Gob Bluth (“Mr. Magician”) promised to make a yacht disappear. So the excitement in the air was palpable as the final countdown to the show began. After a rousing musical introduction, Gob pranced onto stage. Smoke and pyrotechnics filled the atmosphere; and Gob’s deep, resonant voice hinted at the magic to come.
The GWLSE cameramen dutifully captured the performance. Yet, when the video is finally released, the magic show will likely make up little more than a minute of the actual footage. Make no mistake—what sells the videos are girls going mad; asses and breasts exposed for all to see.
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