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Makers of the controversial video series return to Newport Beach.
Girls With Low Self-Esteem Hit Newport Beach
NEWPORT BEACH (Episode 118)—The makers of the controversial video series, “Girls with Low Self-Esteem”
returned to Newport Beach for a second year of filming. The videos
depict the festivities during the Orthodox holiday. Typically, this
involves the titular girls exposing their
breasts for the camera.
Where do girls get this cockeyed idea of appearing topless?
Kitty Sanchez is transfixed
with the idea of showing off to the world. Yet, incongruously, she only
wants you to want to look; if you actually look, she chides you.
During an interview, she showed her knobs several times, but
when so much as one eye skewed towards her chestal area, she would
immediately yell, “Up here, up here.” But if you think this is the sign
of an unstable, unbalanced mind, you would be sorely mistaken.
Kitty is your typical corporate worker; and the former
executive assistant to the crooked George Bluth, Sr.
But breasts are just one part of spring break. On the last
Sunday, fans of magic gather for the spectacular magic show.
This year’s show promised to be the most exciting one ever. During
last year’s telecast on YOM, Gob Bluth (“Mr. Magician”) promised to make a yacht disappear.
So the excitement in the air was palpable as the final countdown
to the show began. After a rousing musical introduction, Gob
pranced onto stage. Smoke and pyrotechnics filled the atmosphere;
and Gob’s deep, resonant voice hinted at the magic to come.
The GWLSE cameramen dutifully captured the performance. Yet,
when the video is finally released, the magic show will likely
make up little more than a minute of the actual footage. Make
no mistake—what sells the videos are girls going mad; asses
and breasts exposed for all to see.
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