cops ask mike queshuns
The editor’s daughter, Stacey, writes an article for today’s O.P.

polis ask mikey queshuns
nooport beech (episode 21)—today the cops tooked mike bluth to police stashun to ask him queshuns. becus a little kittycat is missing. i was very sad when my cat was missing. i hope th e cops find the kittycat. maeby some meen dog chase cat. bad dog needs spankin! where iz dog? i wish there is no dog.
n e way, daddy sez the pigs had to let mike go becuz he didnt know nothin bout no cat. daddy says sum magic man blewed up a boat and the poor kittykat. i dont think magic man should blewed up a boat. magick man has no hart/ i say magickman makes huge mistaek and shoud go to jail. lock him up and threw out the key.