Real Men Don’t Wear Linen
When the touch lamp is on, Kitty is an office assistant, but when the lights go off, and the hair comes down, Kitty helps fashion victims from her copy room headquarters.
A loyal reader sent in a letter asking for help, and the greer eye was happy to come to the rescue.
Dear Kitty,
I love my new husband G.O.B. very much, but I dislike his “style” of loose
linens and sandals. Can you give him a greer eye makeover? - W.O.G. from Balboa
W.O.G., Yours is a common situation. Marriage is like the first night of Spring Break — you head down to Tijuana, you have a few margaritas in your mouth, and it’s a lot of fun. But, the next morning, you’re all hungover and you just wish you were back up here. Up here in good old Balboa.
However, one good thing did come out of Tijuana. I fell in love with the bright colors of those lovely Mexican rugs, and I think we could replicate that look on your husband with loud colored sweaters. Honestly, I love sweaters because they’re great with your hair up or down, and beautiful with the lights on. And when the lights go off, you just want what’s underneath.
With a keen eye for fashion, Kitty always manages to strike the perfect balance between casual and elegant. Kitty believes the pink of firm watermelons is this year’s new black.
Previous comments:
#1 Anonymous wrote on August 24, 2004:
GOB makes those sweaters look good.
#2 Claire wrote on August 24, 2004:
The yellow one is gross, though.
#3 Beatrice! wrote on January 08, 2005:
I agree Anonymous, GOB does makes those sweaters look good, he should be a male model.
