Bluth’s Secret Korean Child
THC has uncovered document exposing Bluth family’s secret Korean child.
When the milk of mother’s kindness runs dry, American families often turn to Asia to adopt a child because they believe they can provide a better home to poor children living in a backwoods society that doesn’t even have low-carb bread. Also, laws in these countries are less strict regarding adoption.
Never in our years of hot policing have THC ever seen such an egregious misjustice as the adoption by George, Sr. and Lucille Bluth of eighteen-year-old Annyong. Surely, Child Services must have been smoking pot when they approved the adoption by such an unfit mother.
The following document, obtained by THC, shows that Child Services has miraculously approved the adoption of the Korean boy by the Bluths.