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A Year To Remember

by Sophomore Tracy Schwartzman

The Drama Club

The Drama Club put on another riveting performance with Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare. Outstanding performances by Maeby Fünke and Steve Holt! Unfortunately, Tobias Fünke’s direction was oblivious, and mercifully the performance was cut-off.

Steve Holt auditions for the school play.
avg: 4.3
Steve Holt celebrates making the cast of the school play.
avg: 4.3
 

Celebrating Diversity

We danced the night away to tunes by Wang Chung, where the theme of this year’s dance was “diversity.”

Michael talks with chaperone Beth Baerly at the school’s Diversity Dance.
avg: 5.0
Students mingle at the school’s Diversity Dance.
avg: 2.0
Shannon talks with G.O.B. at the Diversity Dance.
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We welcomed our first international student, Annyong, and a transgender post-op male female , Nazhgalia. And our new ethics teacher, Ms. Baerly, had just joined us before the mad-ass teacher’s union declared a strike.

Buster celebrates after scoring a goal against Annyong.
avg: 4.5
Buster and Annyong fight over a bagel.
avg: 4.5
Beth Baerly in the classroom.
avg: 4.5
Beth Baerly in the classroom.
avg: 4.7
Nazhgalia apologizes to Michael for sleeping with G.O.B.
avg: 3.8
 

Remembering The Past

It’s the 21st century, so let’s see what our alumni dressed like in the ’80s. Remember how crazy their hair was back then? They must’ve spent $68 on hair spray alone.

Lindsay’s yearbook picture for “Best hair.”
avg: 4.4
Michael’s yearbook picture for “Most likely to succeed.”
avg: 4.6
A bear asks Young Buster for his lunch money.
avg: 4.5
 

Surely You’ll Be Missed

We were all moved when we learned that Surely Fünke was suffering from a terminal case of B.S., a disease that took young Surely from us far too early. If there’s anything we can take, we must remember the valuable life lesson that Surely taught us—that life is a once-in-a-lifetime event, a treasure, and that when the universe hands you a chance, you grab that brownish area by its points, and you never let go. Surely you weren’t just a girl we knew.

Maeby as Surely Fünke speaking out about B.S.
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Get well sign for Surely Fünke
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Cupcake with portrait of Saddam Hussein held by hand with ring.
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Senior Day

Hey Milford School! We own you! Hahaha, we papered your school and we didn’t see or hear a single one of you idiots do anything about it!

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Previous comments:

#1 Kevin McGuire wrote on June 26, 2004:

Funny stuff with the papering and the spray paint.

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