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#1 Kevin McGuire wrote on June 26, 2004:
Funny stuff with the papering and the spray paint.
A Year To Remember
by Sophomore Tracy Schwartzman
The Drama Club
The Drama Club put on another riveting performance with Much Ado About Nothing by William Shakespeare. Outstanding performances by Maeby Fünke and Steve Holt! Unfortunately, Tobias Fünke’s direction was oblivious, and mercifully the performance was cut-off.
Celebrating Diversity
We danced the night away to tunes by Wang Chung, where the theme of this year’s dance was “diversity.”
We welcomed our first international student, Annyong,
and a
transgender
post-op
male
female
, Nazhgalia.
And our new ethics teacher, Ms. Baerly, had just joined us before
the mad-ass teacher’s union declared a strike.
Remembering The Past
It’s the 21st century, so let’s see what our alumni dressed like in the ’80s. Remember how crazy their hair was back then? They must’ve spent $68 on hair spray alone.
Surely You’ll Be Missed
We were all moved when we learned that Surely Fünke was suffering from a terminal case of B.S., a disease that took young Surely from us far too early. If there’s anything we can take, we must remember the valuable life lesson that Surely taught us—that life is a once-in-a-lifetime event, a treasure, and that when the universe hands you a chance, you grab that brownish area by its points, and you never let go. Surely you weren’t just a girl we knew.
Senior Day
Hey Milford School! We own you! Hahaha, we papered your school and we didn’t see or hear a single one of you idiots do anything about it!