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#1 Bluther wrote on April 29, 2009:
i am so buying one
So You Want To Live In Sudden Valley
Sudden Valley, Phase 3
DEVELOPER: Bluth Development Corp.
PRICE: $$$$$
PRICE: $$$$$
The Bluth Development Corporation starts Phase 3 of their Sudden Valley subdivision.
The Bluth Development Corporation doesn’t just sell houses, it sells a lifestyle. Though, apparently, it sells that same “exclusive” lifestyle to hundreds of thousands of would-be yuppie-types.
Drive into a Bluth Company development, and it’s like driving into a vast pasture, but one where the sheep have just eaten. Nary a tree in sight; bulldozers clear those once the necessary paperwork is filed with the permit office—and those pesky protestors removed.
The model home—a vaguely modern looking house of questionable architectural heritage—is located in Phase 1 of Sudden Valley. The foyer is designed to shock and awe; high cathedral ceilings and soaring arches give the home the appearance of a mini-mansion.
Take a couple steps down, and you are in the dining area which is completely open to the modern kitchen, furnished with the latest stainless-steel appliances. A nice touch is a counter overhang which allows stools to be used along both the main counter and the island. Two pairs of French doors open from the dining area onto the veranda. The model home features a handsome, but optional, outdoor fireplace which gives the home a passing similarity to one of Saddam’s palaces.
The family room, located off the dining area, provides ample seating as well as a built-in bar. A den off to the side provides room for a small home office.
Upstairs, there is a master bedroom and bath; and two bedrooms which share a second bathroom. A garden tub/shower comes standard.
The Bluth Company recently broke ground on phase 3, which include some additional amenities such as a communal swimming pool. A minor work stoppage disrupted construction, but sources say the company brought in a staircar full of Mexican immigrants to keep the construction on schedule.
