Previous comments:
#1 Frog wrote on December 07, 2004:
golly, the media did a bad job on this one! lol i love it!
#2 brian wrote on December 08, 2004:
"timeline - daddy horny" - i love it!
George Bluth, Sr.: Viviendo
THC learns media was fooled; George Bluth, Sr. is alive and has great teeth.
News organizations have eggs on their face after prematurely declaring George Bluth, Sr. dead. THC has learned that Bluth, in fact, is not yet dead.
Yesterday, when the false news of Bluth’s death had spread to street, dozens of spectators gathered to watch a handsome man and an effeminate French soldier celebrate by dancing around Bluth’s simulated coffin. And children in Mexico laughed and danced around an effigy of the fallen leader.
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CNN even published a multimedia special eulogizing the demised leader 28 seconds after his reputed death, according to fark.com. A CNN spokesman defended the practice, saying that media organizations routinely prepare media packages in advance for prominent individuals before their death, and that the web pages were generic templates, and not specific to Bluth.
He was the controversial leader
whose goal it was to bring settlers to a godforsaken
piece of land in the middle of the desert.
He relentlessly pursued his goals, which he justified
as a spiritual quest.
But he became ostracized by the world
when his ties to known terrorists were exposed.
With his leaderless organization now in disarray,
the struggle for a Palestinian state profitability
must now continue
with Arafat’s Bluth’s heirs at the helm.
This is only the second time the media has declared Bluth, who has never died, dead.
